Exactly. I gave zero fucks about Boba Fett when I was a child and my feelings towards him went from “Haha, he died like a bitch” to “Why do all these people care about a guy who got taken out on accident?” Episode II was very cathartic because Obi Wan kicked the shit out of Jango and then Mace Windu cut Jango’s head…

Maybe they should make a film about Sith Lords getting stuck in a shopping center on Coruscant. I personally would love to see Maulrats.

And what do they all have in common? They have better internet than I do.

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If they have any sense, the entire second half of this book will take place after the girls have all completed college and Mr. Bhaer will be a TA or something and only a few years older. If they’re going to change the time period, they absolutely have to update the story a lot to make it make sense. I could see this…

Melissa Benoist with a shitty Russian accent?

Um, Absolutely Nothing. I love her and would be sad for her if she was in this. But she’s not, so everything is good and now I will go rewatch United States of Tara for the 47th time.

Katharine Hepburn may have some points to discuss with you...

I’m calling this a win because I was horrified by the promo shot that Rosemarie DeWitt was in this, but that woman in green is in fact not Rosemarie DeWitt, but just a skin walker dressed as Rosemarie DeWitt.

If most super hero movies are as good as this movie is, then no, we SHOULDN’T get rid of them.

I’m trying to find someone in that picture who isn’t white. I think I spotted Waldo, but otherwise it’s wall to wall crackers. Should have called it the Nuts and Crackers Conference

Another attendee said that her fellow students at Georgetown make fun of her for wanting to lead ICE someday.

The cognitive dissonance comes from the persecution myth central to Evangelical Christianity. It fetishizes martyrs and considers “spiritual warfare” to be a literal thing that actually happens. They believe they are persecuted for their faith not only when they don’t get their way, exactly, but also whenever they…

What they do have is shortened lives

Due process is exactly what’s happening. It’s standard human resources procedure to put people on leave while credible allegations are investigated. There are enough witnesses that the company has already talked to to make it a credible allegation. Read the details instead of reacting to the headlines. “Due Process”…

I’m not saying we’re at the “Build a giant rocket, load all the men into it and shoot it into the sun” stage yet, but I’m going to need all my fellow dudes to seriously stop abusing women because I really do not want to be shot into the sun, and I’m getting more worried by the day.

Basically, this review just made me more excited for this other movie that may or may not be happening: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/rihanna-lupita-movie-netflix

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?