If it’s anything like other Gulf countries, there will be men’s seating and family seating, with women only allowed in family seating.

Whitney’s got this shift and it’s truly a challenge some days. I’ve stopped trying to decipher most of her offerings and just whimper for the days of “pretty good” spelling, “close-enough” context, etc. Mostly, though, I just skip weekends; I’m too old to willingly deal with both Ms. Kimball and Trump.

This comment makes me want to flail my arms and bounce up and down while grinning wildly and shrieking like a banshee like my 7-month-old.

A lost art.

I made an account just so I could ‘recommend’ this post. A++

Cut him some slack fellas, his lips get tired when he reads.

That was laugh out loud funny.

Right, but where did she tee off from?

Massachusetts

There’s a youtube comment with 275000 likes. This deserves more.

you’re getting teed off on.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

That is a solid burn. +1

This might be the best collection of replies to a question, good job ladies, gents or whatever’s.   

You should change your screen name to “Not Curious Enough”

Not curious enough to make it all the way to that sixth sentence, though, eh?

I read Deadspin everyday. I have never commented. I felt compelled to tell you sir that you made me piss my shorts while watching this awful Dolphins/Ravens game. 

And exactly WHO is buried in Grant’s tomb? We may never know.

The junk of some doofus who didn’t think she could whip the boy’s asses all fair-and-square.