So, tall, but not freaky tall.

I will watch anything Patrick Stewart is in except the Emoji Movie.

Yeah, it’s crap but I would have expected such a thing had I owed any books/money. Instead I got no diploma and didn’t even owe anything.

High school is definitely its own parody. Mine said everyone would get their diplomas unless they still had books out. I double checked, nothing out. No diploma. Had to come back first thing next Monday morning to get my damn paper. It was the last fuck-you they could give me, and they took the opportunity.

At the hospital when I was five, they told me they were going to give me 7-Up. They gave me Alka-Seltzer. Whereas if they’d told me they were gonna give me Alka-Seltzer and why I needed it there wouldn’t have been an issue. But I hold a very big grudge against those people.

my wife doesn’t understand me like you do

me too, i want the blue one!

My husband went to a lot of my prenatal appointments with me for my first baby, but not my second. But I feel like that was more because he’d lost interest in me than because of a lack of men on pamphlets.

Anne Hathaway cried while receiving her paid-for star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Heard more than one Boomer express the opinion that the right response to single mothers is “shame” so I definitely believe those people want this.

true although I don’t know how much total crossover there was. Scott and DeSantis barely squeaked by and of all the Florida voters I know (and there are a lot, including me, that I know), I don’t know anyone who voted for felons regaining voting rights, banning offshore drilling, AND Scott and DeSantis.

No one should be, but they will. They absolutely will.

This reminds me of working at a nameless defense contractor where every. single. time. they rolled out some new software or security initiative, I’d sit through the presentation and the final slide would be something like “for support, call the helpdesk” and every. single. time. I’d ask “Did you tell the helpdesk…

This is going on (not as bad but still) with me and my ex who won’t buy the kids mouthwash, deodorant, etc.

Or about how excited he is to start a new family with his new girlfriend, because he’ll be able to get these kids right, not like you lot. Not that it’s your fault, having the mom that you have... *meaningful stare*

This is a man who can’t decide whether he wants to star on Northern Exposure or The Love Boat.

I also wear 11s and though I’m not quite as tall as you are, I’m close and I wear heels. Go ahead and terrify people. It’s fun.

oh god 1990s shoes were so ugly in general (these are some of the better ones though)

Hahaha no, I went to college in Chicago and I stayed up all night long the night before I flew home to make sure all my laundry was washed and dried so my mom could not even criticize that. :) (I also stayed up to make sure I wouldn’t miss my flight; I couldn’t afford a cab and the public transportation to the airport…

Yeah, I mean, I’m not from LA, but if I were and I wanted to stay for college, I’d probably want to go to UCLA.  (I decided to leave home so my mom couldn’t ever say I came home to do laundry.)