We don’t call it Watergate salad, but I do like it, although I’d probably write that it is composed of those ingredients, rather than comprised.

It’s professionalish.

I think he was pretending to threaten corporations so that the public would think he wasn’t singling them out.

No way, he looks like Nagilum.

Habit.

Because it’s cheaper and because if we use men as the default then we don’t have to worry about the ethics of experimentation on pregnant women.

are you me

totes I know all about this, I saw Finding Dory

He’s probably one of those people who truly believes your cancer treatment doesn’t stop just because you don’t have insurance.

But why the “umbrellas are for pussies”?

What’s next, forbidding the nursing school to teach vaccination? Wait, I better not give them any ideas. :(

Oh my god, “Leader McConnell.” I know that’s sort of his title, but you should have to act like it if you’re going to put it as your Twitter first name.

This is just like those climate change deniers who think they’re Galileo. I wish I were kidding.

Way less important but I remember asking my dad why our local newspaper referred to me as Miss Lastname when all the boys in the article were just Lastname. He told me it was “about respect.” “Then why doesn’t the paper respect the boys?” No answer, of course.

*EDT

Shit, I forgot to charge my passport. No wonder it expired.

Shit, I forgot to charge my passport. No wonder it expired.

The world needs a king? Time for Ian McShane as King Silas.

No, you don’t. I had those glasses. You don’t want them.

Or for people who didn’t get fired for their own fuckups but because they had vindictive weird supervisors. That happens.

Yeah, this dude was just “this is a page right out of the playbook of the Nazis and Communists, and just like them, the liberals want complete destruction of anyone who opposes them...”