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Good luck! I’m on the search too but so far no hits. It’s kind of hard to put “I’m a wild card” on a resume - but I really can fit in anywhere!

so with ya. I finished more than a year of travel and double-plus workweeks. I applied for a promotion to the next level up, and included incontrovertible proof that I was in fact doing work TWO levels up, and doing it very well.

Same in defense. DEFENSE. I am not kidding.

“Po” might be all over the place soon thanks to Force Awakens.

Wow, it’s like this was written to troll, even though it wasn’t. Even slid “females” and “men” in as equivalent words.

We have?

Yes, we’re all fine now, thanks :) And Ex was persuaded to drop his alimony claim so we didn’t even have to litigate that. Totally agree that people like Ex and Weiner give good SAHPs a bad name! I know plenty of awesome ones and wish I could ever have even had that choice, myself.

Maybe. I’m not a lawyer but I have been divorced! I spent the year and a half before my husband walked out traveling two or three weeks a month, and my younger kid was not even two yet when my husband left. This was all because it was literally the only job I could find and I was supporting all four of us (husband was

Easy target.

I’ll vote for you! Production assistant is an elected position, right?

As someone who has lived in Nebraska, I can say the extreme irony of this (emphasis mine):

Those always fail for me on heavy objects. If I have 45 things to buy that are like jar-sized, I’m fine, but add a big thing of paper towels, or anything that weighs more than fifteen pounds? Never works, please rescan eleventy million times.

That wall-eyed creepfreak is very into truthiness.

You’re so right. Hell, I don’t have a gap in my resume and I find it difficult to find jobs where my male colleagues (who don’t have advanced degrees, but either have wives or don’t have kids...) have no issue.

I use it as a major ingredient in one of my shrimp dishes that’s kind of a knockoff of Margaritaville shrimp but is way better. Wooooo.

I don’t know; my husband took our kid to his sidepiece’s house party. People are icky.

That sketch was great. It was funny he didn’t mask the Aussie accent in it.

Heh nope. I’ve been ungreyed twice before on Jez but still no love now.

At a rally in Jackson, Mississippi Wednesday, Trump said “Hillary Clinton is a bigot who sees people of color only as votes, not as human beings worthy of a better future.” Christ.

I think so. I mean, if my parents were not together, and both were objectionable, I’d probably want to be with the one who was objectionable but got shit done, y’know?