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And this one with Trump and all the celebrities:

Well, the completing the arrow thing was how the particular vote-counting machine worked. You had to use black ink and then the vote counter would scan for the black spot in the space you wanted. I’d imagine that at least some other states have different ballots for the same election - at least for our state it was

same

No, those ballots weren’t statewide. The ones we had in 2000 were kinda stupid, but not that stupid. They had broken arrows (a gap in the middle of each) by each candidate (without the confusion of candidates on either side of the page like the butterflies) and to vote for someone you took a pen and completed the

One Florida note which may or may not apply to other states (I have voted in other states before but not absentee): your absentee status expires every few years, and you’ll be automatically added back to the regular-going-to-polls lists. Double check! You might think you’re getting a ballot in the mail, but not be.

Well, I live in the part of Florida that has few retirees, but yeah, I caught three gators last weekend just for funsies and then I told them to behave themselves and let them go.

A. I didn’t say you were so I don’t get where the defensiveness is coming from.

If left unmediated by sunlight—as several studies have tested—the human clock will run on a 24.2-hour cycle, on average.

I live in Florida and there are pretty much no rules here for anything, at all, ever.

Waitress->Humane Society Clerk->Data Entry->Secretary->Call operator is a red flag that you’re a flake with no sense of direction and an inability to focus.

Ah, you’re right.

all I could think of during that scene is how can he kiss her while there is RAIN RUNNING UP HIS NOSE

I’m 39 and apparently that means I should have my preferences on dating sites set to “55+.”

This is a biggie. One of my friends didn’t change his address in time and turned out to be in a different county. He didn’t end up being able to vote that year.

If it makes you feel any better, I do consistently discipline my kids, and I still get chaos, sass, and hitting.

I know, right? It’s like, sure, you may be disappointed if your SO asks for a threesome (or you might not), but ... I venture to say this is not a commensurate response.

I love the new characters and OMG I saw it in 3D and as beautiful as the original was, this one makes the original Finding Nemo look like the original Toy Story. The art has progressed wonderfully.

It’s still funny, sweetie.