Soooo, anyone want to give odds that this guys last words were also “I can’t breathe”? 

I swear the Dems are like a cat chasing a laser pointer with their trying to finally nail Trump for something. They just keep running around chasing this thing and failing but sure that this next pounce will be the one to succeed completely oblivious to the fact what they are chasing doesn’t actually exist and…

I heard that they were going to only allow straight women to play during the All Star game this year. They decided against it though due to worrying that one on one basketball might get boring for people to watch after a time.

I use live traps for mice in my house. They work great. You set the trap at night and in the morning you have a slightly perturbed but otherwise unharmed mouse you take to a nice field and let loose.

Maybe consider live traps? It’s just like your water trap but instead of dumping dead, wet mice in the field you dump perfectly healthy, dry, living mice instead.

What? You thought that Sweden was going to come down on a shining example of the greatness that is their immigrant/refugee population? They’ve walked on eggshells so far not to hold any of those people accountable for their actions what made you think for a minute they’d start now?

I heard that while there Dick Blumenthal lifted the spirits of the detained migrants by regaling them with multiple tales of his heroic actions while serving in Nam.

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Here’s to hoping some random hit this season snaps this piece of shit’s neck/spine like a twig and leaves him unable to move anything below his neck. It would bring me much happiness to know this piece of human garbage has to spend the rest of his days paralyzed and relying on others to keep from wallowing in his own…

Nothing big. Just your usual everyday armed whackadoo going around attacking immigrant detention centers with incendiary devices and getting himself shot dead by police. 

How dare you talk that way about Libby Watson: Super Professional Serious Journalist like that you dirty sexist.

Good thing some nut job getting killed attacking a migrant detention center didn’t just happen a few hours ago or you wouldn’t be able to run filler like this article what with being busy on reporting on actual news and such. 

Well at least it opened up the role for some deserving trans actor for that short period of time between her dropping out of the role and the movie getting shit canned. If you will excuse me now I’m off to go write a strongly worded letter to Marvel in regards to Chris Hemsworth taking the role of Thor from all those…

In addition to Rausis being suspended by FIDE for being on his phone the person in charge of the recording was banned from Twitch for two weeks. 

Well the one broad has mastered crying on command but AOC still hasn’t gotten there yet. Maybe she should try a little Vicks under the eye. That works wonders. The whole demanding to be sworn in was a nice piece of needless theatrics though.

Nice straw man there, Champ! I realize that you and those like you think that your skin color makes you exempt from rules/laws and that anyone trying to enforce such things are automatically racist. Accountability isn’t something you people understand any more than a fucking monkey understands algebra.

Poor AOC. She doesn’t understand that her Twitter followers amount to a hill of beans when it comes to DC politics. Nancy is right that those women are only 4 votes out of 435. They aren’t even a percentage point. They don’t move the needle at all.

Alternate take: Classic black person believes the rules don’t apply to them and plays the race card when called out on their behavior.