Ah yes, another classic case of a black person not following the rules and then getting upset when someone calls them on their bullshit behavior.

As someone who loves my Switch but can’t stand how it feels to play it in handheld mode I’m all in on this thing most likely to go along side my current Switch. I like that it’s smaller and it has a proper d-pad. I’ll gladly shell out an extra $200 to be able to use my Switch at home AND on the go.

I’m someone who would love to play my Switch on the go more but I hate how the current Switch feels. It just doesn’t feel right to me. If this one that’s a bit smaller with a proper d-pad feels better I’ll gladly fork over $200 to have a Switch I can play on the go. 

In honor of the ACA and what it’s done for me I will flush 400 dollars of my own money right down the shitter on the first of each month. It will be exactly like I still have Obamacare but with less junk mail. 

Shucks! Where am I ever going to be able to find garbage insurance at sky high rates now? 

That’s almost as cruel as the guy who gave the homeless dude an Oreo filled with toothpaste. I mean you get all these people excited about actually eating some real food only for them to find out it’s vegan. I guess on the plus side after a taste of the vegan food chasing down rats for moldy sandwich crusts probably…

When I figure out my grocery budget I don’t count the raccoons in the garage or the mice in the basement. 

I’m pretty sure there is a name for someone who does the exact same thing over and over the exact same way and expects different results. It’s on the tip of my tongue. . .

Trust me, once it gets to the general you won’t be able to pay most of these candidates who are bending over backwards for the black vote to give them the time of day. Then again, looking at how blacks typically vote there is zero need to give them any attention. They know that if they are going to vote they are going…

Yeah, those guys didn’t look or sound like Swedes to my admittedly untrained eyes/ears. I guess if you can’t truthfully blame it on two white dudes just insinuate it and play dumb when you get called out.

If regular ol family friendly VR makes you paranoid I can’t imagine how paranoid the people who watch VR porn must be. 

I’d let her work on my pipe anytime.

Seems he has plenty of free time these days between his busy days of never playing professional football again and spending what tiny bit of money the NFL paid him to kindly piss off and go fuck himself.

Well at least with names like Quinn Cook and Julius Randle on the roster they should have a very good chance at competing next year for the number one draft pick. 

That dag gum game aint right

Come on now that’s silly. Everyone knows that Utah is the birthplace of Jazz. Jazz is the music of the Mormon people, after all. 

I figure that juggling to the two MMOs at any meaningful level would involve copious amounts of cocaine, and a catheter. 

Well thank GOD for this!!!! This is amazing news! I’ve wet myself a bit in all the excitement that knowing this has caused.

Nothing like the left’s ability to make the perfect the enemy of the good. It’s that in fighting and inability to show a unified front that keeps them from being effective. I’d go so far as to say that these freshmen ideologues like AOC and the like are probably playing right into conservatives hands with their…

I feel like we’ve seen this somewhere before. Random crackhead does shit crackheads do and ends up getting killed. Followed directly by outcries from the family that he was a great person and a shining example of human goodness. Then we must not forget the phase where people get bent out of shape about the dead…