“The Case for Two Libations”

Maybe but Messi is a better all-around tax evader.

So Ronaldo wins the Ballon et chaîne d’or?

“Like she told you sell ass, no, Minaj did that so hopefully you wouldnt have to go through that...”

They lost to Trinidad & Tobago

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Well why didn’t you storm the White House and take it over in your euphoria? They probably couldn’t stop all of you. You blew it!

Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

The weird thing about Rovell is that he’s basically the sports take equivalent of a male mosquito: He makes you generally annoyed, but in a way that is fleeting and doesn’t actually do you any harm. You might shoo him away, but you can also ignore him and never worry about having a bite later on. Everyone gets so up…

Ironically, the answer to “what aren’t we listening to?” is also “sports radio reports.”

Username checks out

Feeling personally attacked

I like Old Vegas better

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

What do the Cavs and your comment have in common?

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

Amazon. But check it out in person at Best Buy first.

These State Farm ads are getting pretty good!

Well luckily he’s still better looking than 99% of the men in Green Bay.