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“Zion will move forward from this incident without issue, said Griffin. “However,

If she thought the Dallas intern was frisky on that one, wait till you see the alternate!

“making Devers was safe.”

It’s like this article was written in English. Run through google translate into Spanish. And then run through google translate into English again. 

Through the window

When I worked at Starbucks almost 20 years ago, I got written up a few times for not following the dress code. I swore that one day vengeance would be mine.

He looks so full of life, and pcp

It would be so cool to have a donut plant in the back yard....

Pictured: Direct TV versus Basic Cable Sam Darnold.

Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

MAHMOUD A: Skip, I want to ADDRESS this issue.

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

If you have strong boarders, it becomes really hard to collect the rent...

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it! 

You should see Confucius lacrosse.