I think it’s “I thought we had it.”

Lol its really weird because it is hard to get an offensive rebound on a free throw, and JR does get the rebound and you’re like. JR! YOU DA MAN and somehow by the time you were done saying MAN you are like jr you are the worst player in nba history.

I agree. I always sit on the bathmat before I pee on it. Glad we’re on the same page

Plus ever try to piss standing up post-coital? I’m more likely to soak the dog in the living room than the toilet in front of me.

Wish I could make shitty comments that get ungreyed

Get lost punter!

That frog is clearly too large for that skateboard.

Did you think this was funny?

S you in your As, don’t wear a C, and J all over your Bs

I guess I don’t really C what the B D is.

Milwaukee sure doesn’t mean “the good land” anymore.

I like the idea of Bill sitting in his office whispering chants to himself to see if the metering and rhythm work correctly. Kinda like when Andy Bernard istrying to think of the Kit Kat theme song. Break me off a piece of that...

i too will not play qb for the Browns

Lynx is apparently the only animal that sounds exactly like I would sound while trying to imitate a lynx before knowing what a lynx actually sounds like.

Typical exchange on LynxedIn.

the ’Tics played smarter

What is that bullshit? Dinosaurs and human silhouettes didn’t even exist at the same time, dude. 

Behold, a flock of dinosaur-sized turkeys!

Hey, can you fire your coach and hire her mid-playoff series? Asking for a garbage, fraudulent #1 seed.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left