John is a psycho.

Comes from an island. Islands have sand. Sand is gritty. Checks out.

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

To the other 11 Cavs:

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

Dan Mahoney is out of his dog butt-testin’, software developin’ mind.

what is already the most mentally grueling sport

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

[Note: The Duke is the official name of the NFL game ball; Luck wasn’t asked if he was throwing John Wayne around.]

and not even a good job; he let his teammates get killed

But there are two of them and we only have the one....

oh, I see where this is going.

Sid walks into a bar, spots a water cooler in the corner, immediately leaves. “Watch your market deciding on another bar, fuckos!”

three of which came against fellow Western Conference contenders.

That header picture is perfection. Behind the scenes photo from Leonard’s birthday party:

this is goodminton

If only there was a joke I could make about keeping a shuttlecock up for such a long time.

Yeah, Yeah, Drew has got a BOOOOOONER.