Is it really so hard to believe though? Once upon a time titans walked on clouds and this one guy ruled the ocean. There’s apparently been crackens and all sorts of devils. Vampires for instance. Warewolf too

“They got to be three times bigger”

Username doesn’t quite check out.

If only he had stayed for a full four years of college he might have learned to stick a towel under the door.

Jesus, the person in the red coat riding at that point just disappears into the tangled wreckage.

I say we eliminate the regular season, automatically advance all teams to the playoffs, and everyone plays a home-and-home against everyone else in a round-robin format. A league that did that would be premier.

Yeah, that’s about the only thing I could think of too. But I was kind of under the impression that tax evasion was a national pastime in Spain;  something you were pretty much required to do if you’re a star in Spanish football. Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Mascherano, di Maria, Falcao, Eto’o... didn’t Jose Mourinho even…

I really struggle not to deify Messi. For all my cynicism and all my eye-rolling about sports and celebrities and life in general... watching Messi play just brings me joy in a way no other entertainment or sport has since I was a kid watching Jordan play. I find myself staring doe-eyed like a ten year old with a…

Oh, so the Earth is curved now?

it’s canadian money, so it doesn’t count.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

U mad, bruh?

This is not your personal tumblr horror blog, either do not engage with obvious ad hominem bait, or act like a god damn professional when you chose to respond.

Everything the guy said is correct.

I thought it was a decent article and I couldn’t care less whether or not you’re cynicism is honest. Nor do I condone hurtful comments like the one you too which you so succinctly replied. But if you want to publish articles online and can’t cope with the asanine comments that follow, you’re in the wrong business. I’d…

Wow, great argument there. Fucking hack scum.

I can’t tell if this is some sort of sarcasm or not.

Pepperoni is a gateway topping. Next thing you know it’ll be pineapple. Mark my words.

Yet again, no invite for Eli...

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.