The fucking irony of a bunch of baseball players complaining about time delays.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

solving a solution is next level woke

That’d be the one.

Title: “Lionel Messi Won The League All by Himself”.

You should also expect a Billy article to contradict it’s headline, as this one does.

Expected two things when I clicked on this:

1. For the article to be way longer than it needs to be.
2. For the article to make it feel like one of the richest and most successful teams in the world with many of its greatest players was a genuine underdog.

Not leaving disappointed.

I only send them to my bros so we can compare our sweet pec gains.

I only send shirtless pics of myself to women who have offended me in some fashion.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

Let’s see if it pays off, Cotton!

I am still getting over the fact that Sage Northcutt isn’t an Axe Body Spray scent

Maybe it’s a cougar...

False. The horses have been pre-murdered.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

If anything, this year’s Super Bowl is evidence of how valuable having a quarterback who can catch the ball is.

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Great scoop.