Wait, so Canada built a guy from scratch like Frankenstein, with the express intent for him to be a snowboarder, and he could only win bronze? Nice try hosers!!!

The GOP stand with women, absolutely. As long as they’re hot. And blonde. But Hope Hicks is brunette, but she’s still hot. So her too. But then again, she’s kinda thinking for herself, finally, so fuck her. So, the GOP stands with hot blondes, as long as they don’t think to much, get uppity with, or backsass the…

Came for the dunks. Stayed for the two swaggy-ass little kids in the stands in the ballislife video.

Someone needs to make a gif of the girl at :20 in the BallisLife video shaking her shoulders - it is pretty hilarious.

You damn SJWs conveniently ignore the fact Schiano knows more about how to staph a locker room than you ever will.

Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

Collinsworth and it instantly turned me from “has he gotten worse as an announcer” to “ok what the fuck bring in Romo.”

*Player turns up field, runs seventeen yards, gets tackled loses football out of bounds*

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

Well, that means they are going to have to ship all those Patriots Super Bowl Champions t-shirts somewhere in the third world, like South Boston.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

“Really Kevin? How broken *is* your hand?”

I really like the way Kevin handled himself. He is a great person and a great leader. #RealMVP

I don’t understand the question.

I’m guessing getting tased wasn’t the Plan B he was after