Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

I understand how you feel but there are 5 or 6 New England Revolution fans who think you’re an asshole. Good day, sir!

Stan Van Gundy is a thoughtful guy as well.

“There are some very good players on both sides, on both sides.”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Article Title Takes Comment To Face

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Ref takes ball to face shoulder

Does he have another face on his collarbone?

Twats are nicer than Buttholes, sir

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

If he waits till next year’s draft, he’s just gonna get drafted by the browns next year.

Maybe he personally doesn’t think of it as a holiday because he has to go in to work that day.

There is a town called North Pole in Alaska. It’s a little south of Fairbanks, decorated like Christmas year round, with candy cane street lights and giant Santa Claus statues, and has bad meth addiction and violent crime rates. Absolutely not joking.

Is this really needed? not to act like this isnt needed or sound like an ass, but if you are in any crypto you should know how to get out, otherwise you shouldnt even be in it in the first place.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

No KD fan here, but this headline is hot garbage. Security did their job and stuck KD in a side corridor and tried to defuse the situation. There was no running and hiding. Just another lame-ass hot take headline from the crew.

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

I saw it in some movie, tried to find it, but googling “dick through bedsheet, movie” wasn’t the wisest career move to start the week. If it’s all bullshit, then it’s all bullshit. It still made me laugh to think about.