First of all, it’s Tomi. Using a guy’s spelling for a nickname is SO 2002.

Second, it’s pretty sexist of you to say that Tomi wanted to be Ann (no e, she isn’t from Green Gables). Tomi doesn’t see gender, just like she doesn’t see race, income levels, nationality, coherent facts, or logic.

If the Packers had Belichick, Rodgers would have 4-5 rings, I’m completely convinced. McCarthy has a metric shit-ton of weaknesses; extremely poor at adapting to adverse circumstances, hyperconventional, petty, absurdly affected by anxiety and wholly capable of transmitting it to his staff and players, unwilling to…

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

“Hey, Tampa, I’m available.”

Rumor has it he was spotted at a showing of The Nightman Cometh not that long ago.

The play was flagged, and it remains to be seen if Trevathan will be fined and/or suspended.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Gergich? Sorry that’s a Jerry, or is it Gary? Forget it.

No self-respecting man within a 20 mile radius of a Popeyes wouldn’t.

I’m going to give you a star for this one

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

He convinced the Spanish government that they owe him money?

+1 slow-loading ad on mobile that makes the nav jump

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

This is a downer.

To be fair, Blurred Lines is awful.

“He went as long as he could”

Can’t wait for Inside Lacrosse’s 2017 All SSN and DOB team.