Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

I mean, I’m sure your earnest in sentiment and I’m with you wholeheartedly, but it’s not like you’ve got a ton of other instances to put ahead of this one.

Not to break the poignancy of the moment, but...it’s not like they’ve given you a lot of options.....

You certainly can get up to 20 if you smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and then you smoke two more.

After nearly 40 years of rolling joints, I find there is just something about the ritualism and the tactile experiences of joint rolling that that I can never give up no matter how appealing, or how impending, other methods may be.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

Pretty J.V move if you ask me.

Well of course. That’s how you make any sandwich.

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

Well, I.... uhh, thanks?

It seems he’s fallen

Sounds fun. I’mma join in.

“Whether it works or not, one thing is clear: Carmelo Anthony is willing to do anything to leave the Knicks.”

Before going back to re-read the headline of this article, I was really unsure where your comment was going.

If your headline replaced “grounds” with “blacks” you have the reason I am banned from most local bars.

Not Abad pitch in the end

Religion is going downhill fast.

She will probably ascend better than most too....

I wouldn’t put a bid in with Tad Brown unless you’re willing to be a little shitty.