Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

I don’t know. For nuclear, he probably needed to go with LeBron or Durant or Westbrook. This is like a mild sunburn take if you’re exposed to it for four hours without takeblock.

shut up cunt, put some respect in your headline.

“Hetha Connah. Come vith me if you vant to....lift.”

To be fair, I don’t think I would ever play golf without a cart. How the fuck am I going to carry a case of beer and a golf bag?

It’s really something to hear about the safest holes “in the history of golf” from the most dangerous hole in the history of America.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

Yes to many of your points, but this is straight up insane: “So, frankly, fuck them. I feel somewhat bad for them, but honestly, they have it coming to them.”

That’s exactly right. Shootings are terrible, and we must urgently organize to remove or at least reduce weapons in America. Gloating about our political opponents getting shot is no way to even think about stating on this project.

you da real mgd

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

v. excited to watch the broncos miss the playoffs again with an all-time defense. or the Steelers lose home field because of the 2 games Landry Jones has to play.

Paul is 32. Curry is 29. They gotta be born on the same day or something?

Paul is probably the best point guard of his generation, yet he’s never even made the conference finals.

This piece ignores the feel-good stories like Dennis Pitta, who took a $2.5 million dollar pay cut and showed up to OTAs to ahhhhh shit

Next you’re going to tell me all those beautiful Instagram women of my dreams aren’t peacefully hiking in Antelope Canyon dressed to the 9s.

‘Cause he’s old, idiot

I’ve seen the kid on the left before