He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Bucknor should know that umpiring while in the middle of an existential crisis is never a good thing. “I mean, really. Strike, ball...who fucking cares, man? None of this means anything, anyway. See? Right while Werth was at-bat, a thousand stars died, and another thousand were born. I dunno, man....sometimes you just…

Criminally underrated joke. Underrated because it wasn’t fully appreciated. Criminally because, you know, it’s Baylor.

The regents’ sincerest hope is that Dr. Livingstone will show all the young women of Baylor how to dress appropriately, in ways that won’t cause the football players to rape them.

(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet.

And yet, the final score says different.

AirBVB

Typical socialist Europeans giving something away for free that you could easily charge extra for.

C’mon, it’s not hard to win at college sports and be an upstanding Christian, just look at Art Briles.

They’re leaving out the part where Taz swung and missed, leaving him spinning. And spinning, and spinning...

Oh really, the guy calling the Denver home game on the “Altitiude” network is the Denver homer? GEE I HAD NO IDEA. Thanks for the insight, friend, but obviously I was aware of that information. Doesn’t change the fact that unprofessional homerism like this during incredibly insane sports moments is fucking…

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Seriously, Montee - see if your credits transfer to BYU.

Ball, who played college football for the Wisconsin Badgers, said he will be taking classes at the university this summer to finish his degree.

Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.

You cannot lose games in the NHL and still win.

Not my president’s trophy