UM, the striker would’ve beaten him to the ball otherwise.

The Cruyff turn.

Should have stayed in the box and let it come to him. Why did he have to gopher it?

This whole thing has Inception-level layers of stupid.

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

Not much dog. What’s up with you?

Gronk: *silently calculating*

There’s no replay in kinja!

That comment is out of bounds!

Somehow, the Wizards are going to win this game, too.

Not even the Germans have a word for how great his career has been.

To visit the Mayo clinic

Shit man, when I only have a quarter pound of weed left, I say I’m “out of weed.”

I hope he had his reseller documentation in place when he made the purchase, then.

“Scummy” lawyer??? For legitimately arguing that it’s not super unusual for someone with money to buy 4 ounces of pot at a time for personal use?

Otherwise known as “a Royale of weed.”

On one hand, why does he have that much weed? On the other, I just came back from Costco so I can appreciate buying in bulk.

The fuck did Syracuse do?