There’s a slight chance you may be overestimating the global impact of Vanderbilt University.

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

Dime Bags Two For One

Wayne Rooney has sex with grandmas

Not to be outdone, Wayne Rooney went and nailed a 76 year old

Gotta build that arm strength somehow, I’m sure his kids weigh more than the average football.

“I tell ya, golf courses and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of the collective land of the peasants.” — Mao Czervik

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.

I’m looking forward to the next one:

Yeah, “beer.”

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

I think what people fail to realize about their wedding is that it’s one day thing where, after it’s over, no one involved ever really thinks about it again except the couple and maybe their parents. People take out loans to throw $40,000 weddings they can’t afford all for the sake of a one-off event that all…

And sometimes with one another.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Dee being portrayed as an ostrich is the most inspired piece of television I’ve ever seen

No way...Who got Dee Pregnant HAS to be in the top 10. This scene alone:

I also thorouly enjoyed CharDee MacDennis 2: Electric Bugaloo