Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

Or, we could leave him alone and watch him become president in 2044.

I hope you enjoyed this brief walk through NBA history.

The interview might have gone better had Mike’s father not abandoned his family when Mike was only eight years old.

Looks ok to me

Or that his first name is really “Draymond.”

“But Marge, look at that hang-dog expression. He’s learned his lesson. Let’s get him a present!”

Maybe hold him out of the next game for the first minute and a half.

And send him to bed without his supper.

For me the most surprising thing about Grayson Allen is that he doesn’t have a “III” after his name.

Good on Gates taking the high road but... yeah, fuck that. That was a little more than mere lower body impact.

I object to the inclusion of Avs, Coyotes, Sabres, and Islanders.

+1 Knicks Defensive Drill

“I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

A truly great player, like Ronnie Lott or Marilyn Manson, would just have them removed so he could keep playing.

+1 Lot Lizard.

A bunch of journalists crowding around a hole in the wall may seem weird, but at least it’s a lot less creepy than when a bunch of truckers do it at a rest stop.

No, seriously. Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.