Or you’re at Arby’s

Assault!

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

But it didn’t end there. On the back of the photo Alex wrote, “You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.”

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

I laughed. Good to see you around, Owen.

Yes

I think op started making a valid point, then forgot where they were and trailed off into an innuendo heavy prose..

wait i’m not sure i get it

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

Ha! That goal was so dope even Ibra was smiling after someone else scored it.

Zlatan is upset you didn’t comment on Zlatan’s amazing pass

Cut it out with the backheeled compliments, okay?

+1 giving a shit about the rules

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

Having to wait a few months to break into the starting eleven is the worst thing to ever happen to an Armenian.

?? Creed’s not old. He’s young and hip.

“The lesson here is that it’s not always a good idea to do whatever the crazy old guy at the office tells you to do.”

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.