It must have been horrifying to watch for anyone rooting for Denver

I’m not sure how desperate I’d have to be to talk to a woman about the Browns.

A guy who has 4 rings on his hand by playing a grand total 1,256 minutes in those seasons should know all about entitlement.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

Is that his pass russian hat?

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

And thanks to the NFL’s official online ticket exchange, his dad was able to see it happen from the stands.

I think it’s great these schools aren’t being a bunch of big pussies about this flap and will snatch the opportunity to punish these little twats for their misogynistic comments.

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

The fetish your staff has for Potbelly is the most concerning thing here.

Tony Romo’s collarbone isn’t real, though.

Oh shit I think Killary took Subby5000 out mid-post y’all.

I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha

I’m sure he was thinking “Goddamn, it was so much easier when the teams I’ve worked for already had the best player in the league on the roster when I took the job.”

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

Jets fan can’t bear to finish with another L.