Obviously you don’t know anything about knees-iology.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Yes, that’s why the University is investigating the athletic department.

I think the athletic department was just preparing these budding journalists for the real world, where the Trump Administration will pull their credentials for unflattering coverage.

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

“I feel nothing.”

Funny, I didn’t know JJ Watt sounded like that.

Spanish McGregor

He is Brazilian, after all.

I had never heard about him before this so, technically , I have gained many a level in Cliff Harris News.

i’m going to start sending you when other random former division one players get arrested and let’s see if you post them. oh yeah. you mentioned it’s because of your emotional interest in this man that makes this news.

The picture 100% does not make me uncomfortable. It simply seems to be the butt of this joke, despite you playing it straight.

Yes a local newspaper reported on the arrest of a person in their area... That makes sense for the Fresno Bee, but not Deadspin.

That’s information about a local event that had no national implications when it happened. It’s like me giving you an update on what Jake Locker is doing with his life in Ferndale at the moment because he lives in my area and calling that news on the scale worthy of a national report. It’s not. It’s a copout to…

The Fresno Bee wrote about it because he was arrested in Fresno, and that’s what local reporters do. (Source: I’m a local reporter)

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

He’s such a good kid...so I sent him to Detroit