Of course they don’t. It looked like middle-aged fucknuts who will drive back to their suburban enclave, have one more beer at Applebee’s, and then go hate-fuck their wife that they haven’t been attracted to in 15-20 years.

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?

Serge Ibaka got a ring before Harden and Westbrook.

per Spotrac, and has never won more than seven games in a season

You could just download it before you board your flight. 

Well, the good news is that as a Civil War re-enactor in his off time, Andrew Luck is well acquainted with fighting a losing battle.

Vrabel looks like every office’s micro-brew enthusiast who’s decided that for this year’s Comic-Con he’s going to cosplay as Jon Favreau’s character from the Replacements.

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

I feel bad for Chase Utley, it was ugly to see old white men turn on one of their own.

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

He looked on, knowing full well that a long night of flagellation lay ahead.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

Did you miss the “Barstool” bit?

“the Brown’s kid already has a 1000 yd stare”

Don’t listen to the bad man, honey, I’m sure we’ll be good by the time you’re in college. Or at worst, when you’re a grandfather.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

He didn’t invent the turtleneck, but was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactleneck.

At least it wasn’t aubergine, like a certain knobbly eggplant.

Yeah I’ll admit I have this same unsubstantiated idea of Finland as just a series of steel buildings full of machining equipment, tractors, and front end loaders. All the roads are dirt or covered in snow and rally driving is the only way to get from point A to point B. The only music anywhere is metal, except for the…