Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

The sliding barn doors kill my soul every time they do that to a house (read - every single damn episode). Even if a door is not needed, they will just throw it up on the wall.

I don’t really follow football (not an American), but could someone explain to me why Tebow has any cultural significance? My understanding is that he was a poor QB who had a brief hot streak and is christian. What’s the draw? Surely there are better players who are into Jesus if that’s your thing.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

It was a chuckle-goof by Chrysler. Turbo Encabulator has been a inside joke of engineering circles since at least the 80s.

I wouldn’t say they love trash, they’re just probably stuck with Jay Cutler’s contract for the next five years.

Disappointed you posted 2nd attempt... the Hastily made video part 1 is classic! “This train is taking jobs out of Cleveland.”

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

With a little playoff magic, Super Bowl 50 will be Jacksonville vs. Washington.

Lemme guess. You’re white?

They just released a picture of the two arresting officers: