Does it have to be ghostly or other worldly? Cause I have a whopper that deals with real life people being CREEPY as hell

@voteforme: You'll be 80 someday is a good reason to NOT do the following:

@intangiblemango: Didn't you read last month's Cosmo? Untamed Va-jay-jays are back! You're on-trend! (Disclaimer: I haven't yet read this month's Cosmo.(