Well, it objectively is. The players are bigger, faster and more skilled. The best players in college football regularly top off as benchwarmers in the NFL.

“If Cleveland did any of their homework, they would have known that I was a guy that didn’t come in and coach. I was a guy that didn’t really know anything about offense,” said Pettine. “Nobody was there, like helping me go over the plays, and it was hard. I struggled.”

“Johnny should have known that we don’t know what we should have known that he was known not to know we he or we were knowing what either of us were doing knowingly or unknowingly.” - The Browns

your mom

It’s April 2nd. Is that the joke?

It’s a long season and I’m sure Sisco would like to see the shift less often. Plays like this will help to accomplish that goal. So regardless of the context in the game, it was a good decision to bunt. He may have dramatically increased his odds of having a good year.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

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OK, I’ll go there.

#MeTattoo

I’m not sure how to reconcile this with the fact that Edmonton, who incompetented their way into McDavid and whose asshole billionaire owner twisted the arm of a small city for an unnecessarily public funded arena, deserves everything bad that happens to them.

This was a fun read. I love Home Video Hell, even though (or especially because) I’ll never see the movies talked about. Thank you Alex!

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

Homeland is a bigger budget version of 24, It’s pretty good for a season or two, but then the batshit crazy writing gets on the way.

I once heard a theory that some people, despite good intentions, can have a really hard time publicly disavowing shitty family members due to the very real reprisals that such an action can carry.

I once read a theory that parents and children are actually different people.

Being better than human and still hitting this woman are not mutually exclusive.

Focusing on whether Herzberg stepped in front of the car sidesteps key, arguably more important questions that’s likely the focus of investigators: Why didn’t Uber’s technology catch Herzberg before it was too late and slow down? And why didn’t the safety operator at the wheel respond in time?

It’s ok.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.