You can accelerate the ripening of a tomato by placing it in a paper bag.

+1 beer bottle with a rubber glove on it

“Even the sky looks Caucasian.”

Shamiel Stevenson, sophomore Kene Chukwuka, and senior Ryan Luther all requested their releases from the program

it definitely sets a president.

Yeah- and I have to disagree that the movie treats Knives too badly (or as badly as Scott does, anyway). I mean, she’s a lot younger than everyone else. I definitely identified with her being taken to parties where she doesn’t know anyone and feeling like she had to find a way to fit in, and when she tells Scott that…

Nightmare twist on this scenario (that has happened to me a few times): The two people in your row chatting loudly the whole flight are STRANGERS, so it’s just glorified small talk instead of actual banter with a friend.

I’m sorry, this is such a nothing burger comment. Just about every great QB had great playmakers too. There is no doubt that great QBs can elevate guys around them, but I think it’s fair to say that Cousins has done that in DC. Not to a great level, perhaps, but certainly enough that a team like the Vikings can feel a…

Are penalties considered cheating though? It seems like the ref botched the call, but I feel like it is fairly acceptable to commit non-violent penalties to try and stop an imminent scoring situation. Sort of like intentional fouls in basketball.

I’m more concerned that he labels Russian Roulette, snuff film set and cannibalism as “cool shit”. Has anyone checked if this guy owns an AR-15?

I bet that doesn’t even end up being the score.

You don’t get to be a Giants and Eagles fan. That’s a rule. You either like one, or you don’t like either. I don’t want to hear, “But I’ve always liked Donovan McNabb.” Not good enough, old man.

“None of these guys will be back next year, either due to graduation or the pros.”

WADA jerk.

Wilkerson isn’t going to go after this dipshit. Why would he?

What could it profit Muhammad?

I agree. He should go to a city where you can’t find alcohol.

Congratulations on missing the joke by a bigger margin than anyone in history has ever missed a joke.

I had forgotten about those three guys when I wrote that reply. Surely they are the only exceptions though. Good Kinja.

Coffee. This year is bad, the next it’ll be good, the year after that it’ll be bad again.

Guys complaining about this always rubbed me the wrong way. Awhile back, I had my daughters at the park during their stay with me for Christmas break (divorced dad here). While pushing my youngest on the swings, another dad next to me decided he wants to chat and opens up with the “So you are on the hook for…