“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Be cool young blood—that’s too much bat flip. He’s robbing himself of all the chill he earned by going yard with no doubt.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

This is how it’s done, but in substantive reporting and with proper “Snow Fall” treatment:

The point is that it would take some panicking to think Glennon might deserve to be a starter at all. He lost his job after Week 9 in 2014 to Josh McCown, and he never saw the field again. I’ve added that.

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

You do it for meme.

It used to be “team,” but then they cut him.

If Penn State is precedent, the hellfire would have been almost fully rescinded by now.

I don’t think that’s real fair because we have a lot of investigation that we want to do on him

Remember when people read stuff on ESPN.com?

“bro” means “man”
“dude” means “straw”

Was “dickishbirdywhohatesfun” already taken or something?

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

The already-famous highlight from this match is at 2:35 when the English players ask the ref what they should do, and he reminds them he’s not their coach.

The Colts responded to the accusations by saying “we are investigating the situation, until then this is all just Irsay”

Parry was going to pay him, but he was in a rush because he really had to épée.  

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Because they have some ridiculous fantasy wherein they’re out for the friday before the Boston Marathon and Janice from finance and Eva from HR are talking over the water cooler

Eva: “Did you hear that Brad from IT is out in Boston? He qualified for the marathon”
Janice: “Really? Man, he’s in great shape. I wish I…

While I agree, sometimes it leads to assholes like this being exposed for who they really are: http://www.runnersworld.com/newswire/questions-arise-over-how-a-pennsylvania-dad-qualified-for-boston