Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

True. I could Karros less.

1. Al. Al? AL! Do you really think Mentos are gum?

Well of coarse, you are the true prophet of woke! With a look at one internet comment you have in your wisdom looked into my very soul. We need you to constantly remind those not as aware that YOU have been here first.

Yes, let us reject those who only recently decided to agree with us. They are not the true believers of ‘woke’ but blasphemers in sheep’s clothing! I say we ridicule them for now agreeing and therefore discourage them from taking part. How dare they only agree with us now and not before!

You guys keep on implying that I buy into his image. I don’t. But if you want a list of other ways he’s demonstrated a clear willingness to differ from the Republican orthodoxy, whether it succeeded or failed, for reasons that range from good to completely batshit, here’s a few notable ones:

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

I’m glad you’re ok. I thought maybe you died while typing.

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

Expressing any sort of nuanced opinion on these types of issues around here will get you run out of town, friend.

Not a Michigan State fan by any stretch, but that doesn’t seem too egregious of a punishment. Guy has been there 28 years, so he’s probably making around 100k a year. Promotion to tenure is usually somewhere around a 7% bump. So he loses a week of pay and almost 2% of his salary, so you’re saying a fine of basically…

If the marching band director texts something inappropriate and the student reports it, it’s sexual harassment. -Madden explaining what happened to his wife

So you’re saying the guy is racist? It’s hard to tell with all the Internet™ brand anger you’re spewing out.

without getting into the specifics of the Adler case here, how snivelly is that Rothenberg with his tweet? His article was supremely offensive.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

Hamilton envies people who can afford $2m worth of jewelry, and he ascribes independent moral significance to his emotions.

The problem is that she worked for her money and then purchased the jewelry.

Power exists in many places. You have the power to hate and discriminate. When you use that power to direct hatred or discriminate against someone because of their race you are racist. Anyone can be racist.

Except the fact it was also a pretty good adaptation of the allegory of the cave from Plato’s Republic. Oh ya and that whole era defining special effects masterpiece thing... ya, totally just an overrated leather fetish film...