I KNOW. I was like Team Bahbie—-wait what? Why? I just picked a team. But seriously. WhoaVicky is the WORST. She looks like a Cyrus cast off and when Miley went through her appropriation phase this chick was like, hold my beer. Her voice should be used for torture.

Because he fucking wanted to? What more reason than that does he need?

I didn’t answer because the answer is self-evident.

Ah, right, the ol’ “hit em with ‘woke’” approach.

Wow to your ignorance sir.

lol, Shaq is enjoying life. This is cool

The very notion of a high-end bougie hookah bar is hilarious to me.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

Tom Izzo’s MSU basketball program brought in $7.2 million of gross revenue during the 2015-16 season, about the same as the previous year, according to the Equity in Athletics website

One of the (many) things I hate about this is how they utterly corrupted Lisa’s character to make her a mouthpiece for the writers who refuse to adapt and learn. As a character she’s always been outspoken, but she’s been upheld as the show’s moral center just as much as she’s been portrayed as a humorless scold (often…

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I think Mulaney’s my favorite comic now that Louis CK has left us.

You youngsters have no idea what it is like to support your kids as they turn into teenagers —in a way that stays actively supportive and sex positive. It is all well and good to imagine how awesome you will be, right up until that moment when once your little asexual muffins turn into actual sexual being. Art/pop…

Yeah. I’m going to look into this further next week. Thanks.

Yes and no.

Yeah, I was gonna get into that but it was a bit too tangential to my point.

But they don’t come here for the people. They don’t really come here for the land. That’s something that really bothers me. They got off the plane, get in the rental car, drive around, consume, consume, consume, then they take off. And they don’t do anything to recognize the people who have lived here and who still…

I stopped reading at “At the same time that Santa Fe and Taos undergo a massive and perhaps irreversible gentrification process.” FFS, Taos is a goddamned ski resort and has been an artist colony since 1899. Georgia O’Keeffe moved to Santa Fe in 1984. Both these places were gentrified before this person was even born.…