Why did you have to do this :(

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HEY NORM!

The friend who kneed you is bitter

This picture sums up every heckle I have for Raymond Felton over the years.

Somewhere, Morey knows what you wrote and just nutted himself.

Is Ours Blanc a descendant of Mel Blanc, hence this GIF?

Either way, awesome.

Fellow Rockets fan here:

I totally agree with you.

(Side note: The hate on our team is so real and fierce.)

“eight current NKU players“

It’s either a typo, a terrible mispronunciation, or something you could pay a prostitute extra for, but Ryan was quoted as saying “prostutiton”

“Jon Leuer, you used to play you here, but now you eat babies.”

I mean, that IS the official name now. My trade flow spreadsheets really wish Ivory Coast was acceptable. 

In much of Indian culture, you can tell where someone is from simply by their surname.

Das is a Bengali surname (I am also Bengali).

So, a Bengali ruling in favor of the Bengals, RIGHT???

Whatever.  That comment slays em in Kolkata.

I already like him better than Canadian Drake.

You should see what that was anglicized from!

You haven’t said enough.

I wonder if Piyush Jindal and her have the same reason?

Born and raised here, and of Indian descent myself: It drove me fucking crazy when white people kept trying to anglicize my name.

After dating a woman with diagnosed BPD stage 2 for some years, I bet you dollars-to-doughnuts that this man has Bipolar Disease.

SPF 50/50

This was just the kind of hilarious math I wanted to start my day off with today.

I’ve had this. My hands and feet basically molted. I ended ripping off a whole layer of skin to reveal a soft new set of appendages.

Much akin to Deadpool, without the baby balls.