I was saying “boo-urns”

This was really, REALLY, awesome to read.  Thank you.

Where does the samurai rabbit -- who is called Usagi Yojimbo and not SamuRabbit or Bunnyshido for some reason -- factor into all this?

This whole comment section is playing out like a WYTS article

Isn’t alcohol a diuretic?

Prachi,

I am a second-generation Desi-American (parents moved to Texas in 1970 and I was born there in 1980), and let me tell you, this was one HELL of a piece. I am so sorry for your loss. It took a lot of personal courage to write this, I’d imagine.

You really encapsulated a lot of what we go through. I was especially…

I came here to post about this! Glad I’m not the only one who took note.

So, the punishment for married women should be a lot more severe right?

Also, I am never going to move to Michigan.

Thank you for actually using “karma” correctly. Too many people (read: nearly fucking everyone) think that karmic retribution happens in your current life and don’t realize it heavily involves reincarnation.

Bill O’Buttchin is pretty much the reason I stopped being a football fan.  Well, that and all the concussions. He’s awful and I don’t know why people in the NFL think he’s actually good at anything.  He hasn’t proved anything.  Even the division-winning season recently was really about as foolish as fool’s gold can…

The United States National Soccer Team Players Association fully supports the efforts of the US Women’s National Team Players to achieve equal pay. Specifically, we are committed to the concept of a revenue-sharing model to address the US Soccer Federation’s “market realities” and find a way towards fair…

I agree with the disdain for the pay inequality, but — speaking as a former market reporter — this seems like a terrible way to go about this without more information, such as how long they were given to respond. Also, they really are in a tournament right now, and their employer is being sued.

...the CP3-Harden riff is not really there.  The Rockets let go of four assistant coaches.  Someone with an axe to grind has been feeding garbage to the media. 

It’s like some divorced UEFA executive dad with a teenage son who’s rebelling against him — who knows, let’s say hefound condoms and a joint in his room or something — said to his son, “I MADE YOU THE MASCOT PLEASE LOVE ME”

Sorry, should clarify that, even though it is indeed fried ravioli, it is usually called “toasted” ravioli, which makes less sense

*toasted ravioli

Which makes LESS sense

I totally read that in his voice after your comment and added a bunch of “okay?”s

Absolutely spot-on with this analysis.

Though I am a Rockets fan, which means I know fuckall about drafts.

Your analysis of the analysis is some honestly great analysis.

What the hell is going on at WB?

Merrie Melodies was such a huge influence on my life.  I hated reading this anecdote.

I’m just happy there’s another Rockets fan around these here parts.