I’m getting this hilarious image of him pushing his pecs together and leaning forward as some kind of weird mocking.

Yeah, I did that a lot at UH.

Watching the NFL has become like my smoking habit.

I do it, but I know it shouldn’t do it.

I see the negative effects on everyone who does it.

I don’t like that I do it, but somehow, I’m there, doing it, because it’s what I’m used to.

Oh man, I’m getting bored. Think I’ll do it.

Three hours later/one pack in, I hate myself…

WHOSE HOUSE?

I really hope the H in your story refers to Houston, and not, like, Huntington, otherwise this would be quite embarrassing.

Baba Yaga!

Reminds me of the Quest for Glory games.

I grew up on Tintin and Asterix and really appreciate you reminding me of that.  Think I’ll dig up some old issues tonight.

It’s the same password to your MyFace, but it is NOT passwordistaco

I hate that this is the first time I’m seeing this.

+1 RimSchott 

Holy crap, she is.  How did I miss this story in 2010 oh I was dating a crazy girl right

I’m a big fan of what you’ve done here.

I’m with you on every dang word.

I don’t get it. I found where I actually commended him on a insightful and praising Harden article — Burneko actually recognized Harden’s style of play and appreciated what it was WAY BACK THEN — and then this stuff appears.

But, fellow Rockets fans, we’ve never really been used to the national media being on our side…

As a Houstonian who lived in Canton for a year, I get this.

I wonder how many times I can post SHOHEI THE MONEY before society forces me to drink bleach...

...y’know, just like Socrates. Just like that.

Much appreciated!

Everyone’s referring to TMNT, but isn’t this an Animal Farm reference? Or am I some kind of moron?

I’m not convinced this is true, even as a brown Houstonian.

This really sounds more like Cowboys fan territory.

Thanks, Mr. Burneko. Feels good to hear that on this site, and I do remember your piece vividly.

I thought maybe this was the percentage of white people in the US, but that’s not it.

Do you mind educating me on this stat real quick?