I think I know who Jessica Paster really is.

I’ve slipped on way too many banana peels to forgive irresponsible banana eaters.

But are the non-nuisance alligators ok?

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White privilege

Well, holy fuck.

“Noor is completely innocent and [was] unaware of the attacks,”

If 100, pregnant, newly married, christiab white ladies were mowed down by an ar-15 it wouldn’t change the NRA’s stance.

guys, do you ever just feel like this country is too broken to be fixed? godfuckingdamnit.

Gabby Giffords had a heartfelt tweet about this:

This reminds me when Gabby Gifford was shot here during her Congress on your Corner program.

thank you for having important conversations with your daughter and not sugar coating things. i am sorry you have to do it, im sorry she has to hear it, and i’m sorry she lost one of her idols.

As a lifelong Republican, I agree. Hillary is 4 more years of Obama, (empty promises and all around terrible policy) which is tolerable. I truly believe that Trump could start WW3.

Because all his nonsense is so much better? Please. It’s all a goddamn circus.

I suspect he feels safe from allegations of hypocrisy because he never wears expensive clothes while talking to minorities. After all, when has he ever talked to anyone but racist white people?

Does she think rapists spend all their non-rape time kicking puppies and twirling their mustaches while cackling?! I suppose it’s more comforting to believe that evil is always legible.

What else did they want? He attacked her outside, there were witnesses, he was caught in the act, the evidence was 100% irrefutable. But still, a slap on the wrist, he gets to blame those drunk slutty sluts, and the judge is worried about how tough prison would be for him.

The thing is, they didn’t even HAVE to listen to women. There were two men that saved her, chased him off, and acted as eyewitnesses to his crime, but his welfare is still prioritized before hers. And arguably, before the welfare of his next potential victim.

I’d invite you to my Facebook feed, where super-moms chat AT LENGTH about the wraps they have for baby-wearing. They also discuss the horrifying monsters who put their babies in cribs, which is exactly what Hitler would have done if Hitler were a terrible mother and not a dictator.