I’m all cried out because of Prince, but I feel this overwhelming wash of numbness over Carrie. I (like I’m sure all the rest of us) thought she was going to pull through and hilariously write about her experience.

Way back when, I saw this very sweet looking 17 year old walk onto the court at one of the biggest stadiums in New York, Arthur Ashe Stadium. Transfixed on the beads in her hair, the only thing pulling my eyes away were the powerful forehands and backhands that she slayed upon her canvas, so much so that from the…

You just win everything today doncha?

OMG!!! I NEVER experienced anything like that in my life. The one day in particular (I went to Ghana with my boyfriend to meet his family for the first time eek!!) we were walking back from the beach and EVERY cab, van, and trailer either snapped their heads to look at me, honked their horns, or even pulled over to…

I wish that more girls would find solace in themselves than in celebrities/models/those on Instagram with "booking information" because it's not real. Being bigger than a size 10 is so frowned upon in the high fashion circuit, but it should be celebrated. Instead young girls will lose weight just to be able to fit…

I'm just going to leave this right here...#ColorSplash4Lyfe!

I'm already there. It's been a very sad day all the way around. :(

I decided to put on a bikini for the first time since I was 11 years old (does that even count?) when I traveled to Ghana a few weeks ago. I too said screw the fat shaming and decided I'd love myself to be sexy in my skin, even at a size 16. Screw what people think/say/fart we're fabulous!

I do e-mail marketing for a living, and seeing something like this just makes me shake my head. What more than likely happened is that they didn't do a proper list scrub to make sure that they were only targeting new parents, and instead they targeted everyone. They should give some sort of compensation (10% off or…

If Jessica Chastain doesn't look like a beautiful starlet I swear

(I also still have my little girl crush on Chris Tucker) swoon

LES MIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I NEED ADELE TO PLEASE BE MY BFFFL!!!! The fact that she just wanted a fancy night out with her friend AND SHE WON A BLOODY GOLDEN GLOBE and doesn't think anything of it makes me swoon so much. Also the fact that she's a plus size 6 ft diva and doesn't care makes me happy :)

Sasha Baron Cohen - Classiest man of the night with his glass of cognac?

They know the lines but they just keep coming out wrong...That pretty much sums up the entire movie. Good night everyone!

Yes...yes...I can.

Uh...she's supposed to be 40? I can't even take this anymore.

David Eigenberg is in this??? This just got a million times times better even if he's only in it for 2 minutes.

CUE THE VISINE TEARS!!

It's cute that they gave her violet contacts....Oh dear Lord, is she trying to kill herself? I have something really bad to say about it but I don't want to go to the hotter section of hell.