She still sounds like she's in Mean Girls with that baby voice....unless....I'm supposed to drink more wine AND THEN she'll sound like Elizabeth Taylor...

Woah, woah, woah, (not like I haven't been watching all night but still) it took him THAT long to write that speech and call the President? Go cry in a corner.

BWAHAHAHAHA

I actually talked to an Olympic female swimmer who told me that a "certain company" has shipped over 100,000 condoms to the Olympic Village for some....release. Stay safe kids.