Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

That's a pretty long speech. Anybody got the Clifford notes?

REPORTER: That’s great, Coach. Anyway, do you think the problem might be team chemistry?

Since when does Old Dirty Bastard play for the Giants?!

No sir and I also didn’t need to google Janoris Jenkins or forget what team he plays for

9. Hear an opinion or worldview different from your own, and actually listen to it without interrupting or losing your damn mind.

This is a nuanced and well informed analysis. So, that said, tell me-

If you believe what has been written and said by the team since, one of the reasons this team was so successful was that MJ was less of a psychopath, at least with his teammates. He got into a fistfight with Kerr in training camp, realized he didn’t know his new teammates that well, and took the effort to be less…

Love this! I’m on the job hunt, and since I’ve applied for positions in some of these cities, it’s nice to have a leg up on what would be a reasonable income to live well in them. #bookmarked

Poor Ram fan.

I can’t be the only amateur soccer forensics analyst who’s pissed that the video doesn’t go back far enough to show if the offside call is correct, right?

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

Byron Scott spoke with Williams to make sure he’s mentally ready once the playoffs begin.

This man is better at a single video game then I will be at all of the video games I ever play.

And my Browns are cursed again because the Rams are taking Wentz and he will end up being a stud and the Browns will take Paxson Lynch whom will be Ryan Leaf.

By the way, just to show how bad the Browns are cursed. They had the same record as the Titans this year and lost to them, but due to some odd rule lost the tie…

Probably has a lot more to do with the fact that the offenders shown are named Kobe, Melo, Harden, Aldridge and Terry than the fact he is Asian.

Sorry, dad, we didn’t have Vanishing Point and Bullitt, like you did.

So, the new movie is going to be called “F8" right? They can’t pass up that pun, can they?