Couldn’t agree more. It’s like, if Bud Lite wants to sponsor a pickup truck race from Florida to Oklahoma called “The Trail of Beers,” who are we to stop them? We are no one, that’s who we are. Think about it.

Have you ever seen them in a room together?! I think not!

You get invited to ALL the parties, don’t you? Admit it.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

Are you aware that Fat Joe is not Biggie Smalls?

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Chop this, mutherfucker!

This is like if Drew Magary were a fight.

Well, I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind. Under a ridiculous pseudonym. In a virtual place where literally nothing is at stake. I don’t use the word “hero” often, but I consider myself the greatest hero in the history of America. (If America is, indeed, where I am from.)

...you haven’t heard?

I cannot wait for Trump to lose the presidential election. Crying Jordan will be tweeted at him 31 million times. Trump and CJ were made for each other.

If she was collaging 2 times a week, it must me a huge collage.

There are so many on the road because the first owner had it for 10 years and only put 12,000 miles on it going to church and bridge night at the senior center. They’re really just as awful and unreliable as any GM product of that era.

“Turn signal lightly used”

No their opinion is that athletes should be compensated for the millions of dollars they bring in to their schools since they are treated more like employees (be here at this time, do this specific assigned role on the team) than students.

Do you know how hard it is to schlep out a sound system, mood lighting, and a Lionel Ritchie album to the savannah?

(‘Cause someone’s got to say it...)

Love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life.

It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.