The only people worse than “Instagram influencers” are people who voluntarily give Instagram influencers money, so that they too might become Instagram influencers.

None of them deserves a refund.

All I want for Christmas is a guarantee that I will never have to hear “All I Want For Christmas Is You” again.

Wonderful Christmas Time is high poetry when compared to the singer of “Santa Baby” attempting to seduce the titular jolly old man.

Good start. Now ban Wonderful Christmas Time.

He sure seems to like linking to anti-Semitism and alt-right stuff. And likes saying the n-word. And it’s not as if shitty people can’t raise money for charity (especially when it’s other people’s money!). Saying the obvious “people aren’t all good and all bad” always acts as if the good is supposed to outweigh the…

He’s gonna outlive trump and be the only president to go to the funeral isn’t he?

There can be only one.

And Jimmy Carter outlives another one.  

There’s a hint of blue smoke to signify a boy, but it’s quickly overpowered by fire and dust and earth and shrapnel and various other scary shit flying through the air.

White Australians are racist AF...

Australians gonna Australian.

• 2(15 ounce) cans black beans

“suicide is still the leading theory according to law enforcement”

“suicide is still the leading theory” no one believes that. They are reporting that LE gives no fucks, will do nothing, because they have rape kits to ignore while they police black kids.  What bastards.

Like it or not, she isn’t wrong. I hit up the website and her resort’s cheapest rate for 1 adult for 7 days is $1759/night for a basic room all the way up to just under $5300/night for a two room private beach house. Even meeting in the middle with their ‘Best Rate, Full Board’ it’s still $2,933/night. At 7 days…

I am pretty sure that IS what it means. Classist as fuck? The woman is trying to run a goddam business, which is what all these so-called ‘influencers’ should be trying to do.

I assumed this meant that since it is such an expensive destination, comping so much would have to have a much larger return on investment than most of these people could possibly offer.

It’s expensive to run a fucking hotel you dumbass nitwit.