I went to the article to quote the exact same thing, and found I was too late - many posters have already done so and pointed out what a ridiculous statement it is.

Come on! Seriously? What is it with these movies where everyone has to be a mom? Now it’s even the fricking dinos? Poor Blue.

Not when there’s this sad beauty in the line-up:

Lol.

I love Lordi, and I love you. But my heart was forever taken by the previous 2 winners, forever the Queens of my heart:

Careful now.

Oh thank god. I’m not the only one.

Yeah, I read that and thought, hey, where’s my damn parade?

All the ones I love have been mentioned already (especially Racist Zombies and Les Mis), so I’ll go for non-racist aliens:

https://www.theroot.com/aziz-ansari-and-shitholes-men-understand-consent-like-1822180380

Can’t help you with the price tag, I’m afraid - the one I’ve been using for years now is pretty pricey, but it’s worth it, for me:

Same here. Have a 6S Plus, and I waited for a while to install and then just said fuckit - and installed the update.

Not being from the UK, I never saw this show live, but The Tube was apparently where it was all happening for 5 years in the 80s.

Let me give you the best advice for losing weight, which no-one will ever read, because I’m permanently in the greys (except on io9/Gizmodo, despite having most of my posts on Jezebel for years before the great regreying) - have your own immune system try to kill you.

I watched it in the theater (am old) and was genuinely creeped out for the first 20 mins or so.

I mean . . . seriously?

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. 

Yeah. Or my favourite SNL skit - The Day Beyoncé turned Black.

I think I’ve visited, but never realised that the dresses are customizable! I’ll go back and have a closer look, thanks!

Madder Rose was one of his better depictions of women, I found, but that’s damning with faint praise.