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It isn’t just Jon Snow, and it isn’t just hats.

OHMYGOD!! I thought he must be smoking hot! What the hell, girl!

I saw an article on BBC news, an interview with Scaramucci, where he said the same thing, that the old Republicans want to get rid of Trump.

LOL, don’t worry about it! I’m sure they’ll appreciate the sentiment, especially as he’s been such a fricking jerk to Merkel.

Wow. Just wow.

Oh dear god.

I hate to say this, but if the Germans you meet are anything like my mum, they’re going to turn up their noses at the German language phrase on your shirt.

I mean . . . just . . . how did they convince him? Did they get a map?

That French beach asshole - I can feel my blood pressure rising when I think about it. That had everything to do with some guy feeling great at humiliating a woman - I wanted someone to make him strip on a public beach, see how he liked it.

I’m sure it’s been said already, but I can’t resist:

The next thing Bannon said was “Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - then he turned into a bat and flew away.

Volunteer? To help the disabled? You are using words Sean Spicer does not comprehend.

I’ve had that exact same feeling recently - I was watching an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine (this is my infallible cheering up method, except for the last episode of Season 4), and in the final credits scene there’s this hilarious bit featuring Jake, Terry and Boyle (Andy Samberg, Terry Crews and Joe Lo Truglio)

It is so very grammatically correct that I had a teeny tiny orgasm when I read the headline. Sorry for the overshare.

Every time I read something like “the new Doctor Who” I have to physically restrain myself from doing the same thing, so thank you!

I’ve also read elsewhere that it’s not Robb or Ned’s example that Jon is following here - it’s actually (unwittingly) someone . . . um . . . else:

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Yes. Have you ever seen the Sarah Haskins bit about wedding shows? it’s hilarious and on point.

Versace Bright Crystal is awesome! But you’re right, like a lot of softer Italian scents, it doesn’t last that long (the stronger ones, phew. I’m pretty sure I emptied a store once when I tried out Versace Blonde, or whatever that stuff was called.)

I watched the movie when it came out, and in a time without the internet, I always thought I was the only one who thought it looked terrible.

The way I see it, they only care about fetuses if it’s women making the decision not to be pregnant anymore.