The next thing Bannon said was “Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - then he turned into a bat and flew away.

Volunteer? To help the disabled? You are using words Sean Spicer does not comprehend.

I’ve had that exact same feeling recently - I was watching an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine (this is my infallible cheering up method, except for the last episode of Season 4), and in the final credits scene there’s this hilarious bit featuring Jake, Terry and Boyle (Andy Samberg, Terry Crews and Joe Lo Truglio)…

It is so very grammatically correct that I had a teeny tiny orgasm when I read the headline. Sorry for the overshare.

Every time I read something like “the new Doctor Who” I have to physically restrain myself from doing the same thing, so thank you!

I’ve also read elsewhere that it’s not Robb or Ned’s example that Jon is following here - it’s actually (unwittingly) someone . . . um . . . else:

Yes. Have you ever seen the Sarah Haskins bit about wedding shows? it’s hilarious and on point.

Versace Bright Crystal is awesome! But you’re right, like a lot of softer Italian scents, it doesn’t last that long (the stronger ones, phew. I’m pretty sure I emptied a store once when I tried out Versace Blonde, or whatever that stuff was called.)

I watched the movie when it came out, and in a time without the internet, I always thought I was the only one who thought it looked terrible.

The way I see it, they only care about fetuses if it’s women making the decision not to be pregnant anymore.

That’s the gritty reboot, filmed exclusively in shades of teal and orange.

Absolutely. My uncle had polio as a child; I only ever remember him walking with a prosthetic boot.

Someone needs to write a song called “I ignored poor people and health and safety until a tower block went up like the towering inferno - guess my name!”

I’m posting to you what I wrote to burnermesir (AKA Melania fan No. 1), because they’re probably gonna dismiss me:

Had to answer because too funny.

Mr. Branagh is a wonderful actor, but anyone who’s seen Wallander strarring him and then the Swedish one will likely say ‘The Swedish one is much better!’.

I know about sore losers - I never thought I’d ever have to use the expression “sore winners”.

You too, huh?

I think I read this first in the 80s: “It stops being funny when it starts being you.”

Not only that, both Trump and Pence would have died in “mysterious” “accidents”.