I want this to happen, so so much. Please, make it happen. Do it for Galadriel!

Same here. Complete with me-shaped hole in the nearest wall.

they genuinely are *that* shitty for real.

Heads up - once he's replied to you, you can dismiss his post and it will vanish (yay!) but not the one you replied to (boo!).

Lol, ok dude. I get that your boss at Hakkasan is on your case but you don't need to triple post!

LOL target demographic! As someone who teaches that age group, that ship has sailed off into the horizon, on the good ship One Direction / Let It Go. Main reaction is gonna be: "Jonas who? Brothers whaa?" (Ok, that last one sound more like the Professor)

I would lose my mind if I got up and the dude was just walking past my door.

EXACTLY. And what about this:

I googled the image and got this result:

Everyone keeps saying this like it's some kind of excuse - well, I'm not American either, or Canadian, and as soon as I saw that picture I thought, "Huh. Challenger."

Yeah, a couple of months ago I got into a little argument here over the Aussie blackface party photos, with an Australian woman who just couldn't get why blackface was wrong, and what was wrong with cultural appropriation anyway? Sigh.

I just giggled like hell at all of these - probably because the spiders where I live aren't venomous (not that I know of, and I'm not googling anything. That way madness lies).

I think I have the Granny Weatherwax of cats. She's 17, and spends most of her time being all: "But I am an old and feeble cat, I can't jump on your lap. Lift me lift me lift me. Now I want to jump down." Rinse and repeat.

Absolutely. And I hate this recent trend that whenever it's "edgy" tv, movies, and now music, it's always gonna be rape. It's such a lazy trope - want to raise the stakes? Rape!

The thing is, Ally Sheedy's makeover is so clearly: "Now you're a real girl, and you deserve a MAN! Cos you ain't nothing if you ain't got a MAN!"

I love how at the beginning of a season Buffy was always trying to be cutting edge, with (at first) short skirts, high heels, whatever was fashionable that year (Season 5 episode 2: oh honey no), and then at the end, when shit is going down, she's back to the pants and flat heels.

Oh yes, this horror. I remember watching this movie and wondering why everyone was so amazed at that terrible, terrible dress. It was one of those formative, but the Emperor is NAKED! moments for me. And it was such a pretty dress she destroyed to make this monstrosity. Couldn't she have worn it as it was? Did we do…

Damn that scrolldown fug got me good.

Me too actually - mostly because I feel sorry for all the ladies of my size/shape who would have had to wear those shapeless sacks which made anyone who wasn't stick thin look like an ambulatory armchair. And cloche hats were the ugliest thing that ever uglied. Yeah, I said it.

Ok, nearly everyone is awful (seriously Cristina? Seriously.) but I'm gonna stick my neck out here: I love Britney's (is that Britney? I'm not sure anymore) dress. Love love love it. Sorry not sorry. I would so wear it if a) it came in my size (yeah, right) and if b) I could find a solution to the boobage (maybe a bra…