That Le Grand Bagel Cheese looks awesome - I love poppy seeds.

I like the cut of your jib, whatever that means! Great gif, anyway!

Not gonna lie, I heard a distinct CHUNG CHUNG when I read the article. Possibly I watch too much Law and Order.

Munch and Ice-T share some ironic comments as they stuff her in the back of a patrol car.

I was listening to a bad-movie podcast from The Flophouse about Tyler Perry's Alex Cross movie (called Alex Cross, ha), and one of the guys mentioned that Idris Elba had been approached for the role until the producers settled for Tyler Perry.

It reminds me of that bit in Walking Dead Season 1 (the only one I watched) when the women were chatting and laughing, reminiscing about pre-apocalyptic times and the stuff they missed, and as soon as Carol's husband saw them he came over to be an asshole - yes, he was revealed to be a domestic abuser etc, but it was…

I remember thinking this when watching the Law and Order SVU episode, which had child slaves being used as domestic workers - my thought was WHO THINKS THIS IS OK? WTF?

So "Banging on the door, yelling" is a good reason to shoot someone in the face? Good to know, thanks!

Idris Elba, your boyfriend? We'll see about that.

Katie Holmes has an acting career?

Yeah, I don't get it. Someone with "honesty, real curiosity and an open mind" presumably also has an ability to use something we call a "search engine" to find the answer.

I too am a teacher, and I make plenty of lame jokes, but they're usually about things like how much of a drama queen Macbeth is being at any particular time.

Thanks so much for inspiring these lists, because the article and some of the comments were seriously depressing me on an already depressing day.

I agree - and I tend to make connections with movies and tv shows too when making a point.

Is it odd that someone her age doesn't know how offensive blackface is? I think it is.

It doesn't sound anything, because you're not hearing, you're reading.

Why does it sound like you're asking sarcastically then?

This so much!

Exactly!

Thank you.