The day may come when “Freddy Got Fingered” is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.

He rented ‘Freddy Got Fingered’?

Keith Olbermann has Tim Wakefield’s fastball.

Darren Rovell epitomizes what is wrong with American politics, among other institutions. He has cynically broken down a human endeavor into its component parts, and embraced the removal of all that is good (however intangible and not directly applicable to a balance sheet/cynical electoral calculus) as a virtue. And…

Congratulations to Rovell, by increasing his visibility, he’s now in a better position to increase his visibility so he can discuss increasing his visibility and the ways he previously increased his visibility.

When Rovell helps me get a goddamn 4.9-star-rated Roomba for $399, I’ll start following him.

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

Did you ever think that maybe she was trying to get a fumble away from him? At the bottom of the scrum strange things happen my friend.

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

How can you do anything but laugh at that? All that drivel all day long about the legacy of his illustrious HOF career and his undying love of the game, then in one fell swoop he makes it all about the money and nothing more. You’ve been had again, NFL fans, now run along and go get drunk like a good lad, hmmm?

Or he’s such a commercial whore he can’t help throwing in his endorsements whenever possible. He’s hardly shy and retiring given he and his fivehead show up on my TV screen every 15 minutes on the dot.

Thank god someone’s got the sanctimony covered.

#CanuckLivesMatter

I’d still rather be in the stall with her when she unleashes that unholy fury than eat that fucking bologna cake that Tom and Samer made.

No, they allege that Peyton’s wife was being prescribed HGH illegally (Which Peyton has confirmed). It doesn’t say who took it (because, how could they know), but the implication is pretty clear. I don’t think anyone can say for certain that he did take it, but it certainly seems worth looking into considering his…

This is a complete outrage. I don’t know how we as Americans can stand for this.

Why, in fact, should we care what any other human being thinks about anything? How does it affect us in any way? The political leanings of other people do not affect my life in any way! Politicians are elected without any real votes from real people, it just happens — so why even bother asking who is voting for who,…

Keyboard Jockeys And Armchair Politicos Unite On The Internet To Bash Successful People

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