IMHO, public schools are evil brainwashing academies at best and cheap shitty day-care facilities at worst, and I miss the days of Brett Favre’s penis being the most hotly debated topic on Deadspin.

I really hate to be like this, but I believe the correct term is “Flintstonian.”

This is a non-story. He was probably just waiting in line for a chance to purchase that incredible hoodie from American Giant.